...And so, Dexter brings back serial killer ex-girlfriend Hannah. In case you've forgotten, she specializes in murdering others to get herself out of a jam. Usually this is a solid plan in Miami, where your police corp is made up of ineffectual guys like Quinn. So, why does Hannah come back to ask Dexter to help her kill her husband? Well apparently, she can't do it because it would look suspicious if he died. The hard part is not the killing. It's the body disposal. Dexter? Help me please? With your big strong arms to throw him into the ocean with?
Meanwhile, Zach Hamilton meets Dexter's cute neighbour. Dexter keeps telling Zach he's going to help him learn how to control his urges, but then he keeps blowing him off. Dexter's too busy dealing with older serial killer problems to deal with new serial killer problems (does Dexter attract serial killers, or does Miami?). Anyway, Dexter's neighbour gets slaughtered because of his tardiness. Bludgeoned to death. And the guy that plays her boyfriend struggles to act like he knows how to cry on camera.
Masouka and his daughter continue to be boring. But, uh, boobies??
I'm going to guess what happens next:
-Dexter kills Zach. Because he has to.
-Deb goes after Hannah. She hires Kenny Johnson's character to go after her.
-Dexter kills Kenny Johnson's character.
-Hannah kills Deb.
-Quinn doesn't notice any of it.
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